Windows 10: echo in speakers after update "again" Microsoft needs to fix their updates

This is 3rd time that Microsoft messes up my computer with an update. The speakers when playing any type of video now have a very annoying echo which makes the audio of video really hard to hear. Plus since this keeps happening I am so angry because it takes hours for me to try to fix it and I do not want to take the chance of losing files by having to delete and go back to previous version to get rid of their mess up.Help to fix this would be greatly appreciated and someone at Microsoft to get this mess resolved from their end.

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FIXED!! Windows 7 sp1 never ends searching for updates

I also have two suggestions for improvement:

1. Add a link to this thread (preferrably the location of the last update) in your script, so that if someone stumbles upon your script, he/she can check for possible updates.

2. As step2 (download of updates) is the only one that is different between x86 and x64 architectures, you may consider making it step1 and then make the rest of the steps the same for both architectures. This will make the script shorter and easier to maintain.

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FIXED!! Windows 7 sp1 never ends searching for updates

I made another revision for you guys. I have made it a bit more clear during the stages what is needed since I have seen instances of people not allowing UAC or the process taking an exceptionally long time due to update process already running. I also have it kill the process during each stage to make stalls a little less frequent. I also added a more robust architecture check using WMI instead of simply checking for the x86 directory because apparently that is a thing that happens /shrug.

Tin foil hat ppl can check it easily here
Spoiler Code: @Echo off SETLOCAL EnableDelayedExpansion for /F "tokens=1,2 delims=#" %%a in ('"prompt #$H#$E# & echo on & for %%b in (1) do rem"') do ( set "DEL=%%a" ) title Windows 7 Quick Patch V .4 cls :checkPrivileges NET FILE 1>NUL 2>NUL if '%errorlevel%' == '0' ( goto prechk) else ( goto getPrivileges ) :getPrivileges if '%1'=='ELEV' (shift & goto prechk) for /f "delims=: tokens=*" %%A in ('findstr /b ::- "%~f0"') do @echo(%%A setlocal DisableDelayedExpansion set "batchPath=%~0" setlocal EnableDelayedExpansion Echo Set UAC = CreateObject^("Shell.Application"^) > "%temp%\OEgetPrivileges.vbs" Echo UAC.ShellExecute "!batchPath!", "ELEV", "", "runas", 1 >> "%temp%\OEgetPrivileges.vbs" "%temp%\OEgetPrivileges.vbs" exit /B rechk set /p var=<C:\Step.txt call :%var% 2> NUL :Start cls Echo. Echo This script is based off of information from: Echo. Echo #windows - Windows Update Slowness Echo. Echo This script is brought to you by Solaris17 of TPU Echo. Echo This script is for Windows 7. I didnt put alot of failsafe time into it. Echo. Echo This script should automatically run after rebooting. Echo. pause copy %0 "%USERPROFILE%\Start Menu\Programs\Startup" mkdir C:\Win7qUD set /p var=<C:\Step.txt call :%var% 2> NUL :detect @Echo off cls ver | findstr /i "5\.1\." > nul IF %ERRORLEVEL% EQU 0 goto warn ver | findstr /i "5\.2\." > nul IF %ERRORLEVEL% EQU 0 goto warn ver | findstr /i "6\.0\." > nul IF %ERRORLEVEL% EQU 0 goto warn ver | findstr /i "6\.1\." > nul IF %ERRORLEVEL% EQU 0 goto archchk ver | findstr /i "6\.2\." > nul IF %ERRORLEVEL% EQU 0 goto warn ver | findstr /i "6\.3\." > nul IF %ERRORLEVEL% EQU 0 goto warn ver | findstr /i "10\.0\." > nul IF %ERRORLEVEL% EQU 0 goto warn goto warn :warn Echo. Echo This is not Windows 7. This won't work for you. Echo. pause goto exit :archchk Echo. wmic os get osarchitecture | findstr /i "64-bit" > nul IF %ERRORLEVEL% EQU 0 goto 64BIT wmic os get osarchitecture | findstr /i "32-bit" > nul IF %ERRORLEVEL% EQU 0 goto 32BIT :64BIT goto 64step1 :64step1 @Echo 64step1 > C:\Step.txt :: Kill Services and folders cls Echo. Echo Step 1 of 6 Echo. Echo Killing Services etc SC stop wuauserv rmdir c:\windows\softwaredistribution\WuRedir /s /q :64step2 @Echo 64step2 > C:\Step.txt :: Download KB fixes x64 SC stop wuauserv cls echo. Echo Step 2 of 6 Echo. Echo Downloading KB updates. Echo. bitsadmin.exe /transfer "Downloading KB3020369 (Update 1 of 3)" https://download.microsoft.com/down...020-EC41D56B074F/Windows6.1-KB3020369-x64.msu C:\Win7qUD\1st.msu bitsadmin.exe /transfer "Downloading KB3172605 (Update 2 of 3)" https://download.microsoft.com/down...67F-C713F7821374/Windows6.1-KB3172605-x64.msu C:\Win7qUD\2nd.msu bitsadmin.exe /transfer "Downloading KB3125574 (Update 3 of 3)" http://download.windowsupdate.com/d..._2dafb1d203c8964239af3048b5dd4b1264cd93b9.msu C:\Win7qUD\3rd.msu :64step3 @Echo 64step3 > C:\Step.txt :: Installing first MSU SC stop wuauserv cls Echo. Echo Step 3 of 6 Echo. time /t Echo. Echo Starting Install... Echo. Echo This can take around 15min; reboot if machine hangs. Echo. Echo Do NOT attempt to run Windows Update during patching^^! Echo. Echo To check to see if its working "SVCHOST" should be going nuts. Echo. Echo *IMPORTANT* Allow UAC after reboot^^! Echo. Start /wait C:\Win7qUD\1st.msu /quiet shutdown /r /t 60 /c "Stage Complete: Process will continue after restart." @Echo 64step4 > C:\Step.txt exit :64step4 @Echo 64step4 > C:\Step.txt :: Installing second MSU SC stop wuauserv cls Echo. Echo Step 4 of 6 Echo. time /t Echo. Echo Starting Install... Echo. Echo This can take around 15min; reboot if machine hangs. Echo. Echo Do NOT attempt to run Windows Update during patching^^! Echo. Echo To check to see if its working "TrustedInstaller" should be going nuts. Echo. Echo *IMPORTANT* Allow UAC after reboot^^! Echo. Start /wait C:\Win7qUD\2nd.msu /quiet shutdown /r /t 60 /c "Stage Complete: Process will continue after restart." @Echo 64step5 > C:\Step.txt exit :64step5 @Echo 64step5 > C:\Step.txt :: Installing third MSU SC stop wuauserv cls Echo. Echo Step 5 of 6 Echo. time /t Echo. Echo Starting Install... Echo. Echo This can take around 35min; reboot if machine hangs. Echo. Echo Do NOT attempt to run Windows Update during patching^^! Echo. Echo To check to see if its working "TrustedInstaller" should be going nuts. Echo. Echo *IMPORTANT* Allow UAC after reboot^^! Echo. Start /wait C:\Win7qUD\3rd.msu /quiet shutdown /r /t 60 /c "Stage Complete: Process will continue after restart." @Echo 64step6 > C:\Step.txt exit :64step6 Echo. :: Cleaning up files etc SC stop wuauserv cls rmdir C:\Win7qUD /s /q del C:\Step.txt Echo. Echo Step 6 of 6 Echo. Echo Complete^^! Echo. Echo You should now be able to continue Windows updates as normal. Echo. Echo You can delete this script after it closes if you wish. Echo. Echo This script will now delete itself from startup. Echo. pause del "%USERPROFILE%\Start Menu\Programs\Startup\*.bat" control /name Microsoft.WindowsUpdate >nul goto exit :32BIT goto 32step1 :32step1 @Echo 32step1 > C:\Step.txt :: Kill Services and folders SC stop wuauserv cls Echo. Echo Step 1 of 6 Echo. Echo Killing Services etc SC stop wuauserv rmdir c:\windows\softwaredistribution\WuRedir /s /q :32step2 @Echo 32step2 > C:\Step.txt :: Download KB fixes x86 SC stop wuauserv cls echo. Echo Step 2 of 6 Echo. Echo Downloading KB updates. Echo. bitsadmin.exe /transfer "Downloading KB3020369 (Update 1 of 3)" https://download.microsoft.com/down...B0A-35769CBBE6B0/Windows6.1-KB3020369-x86.msu C:\Win7qUD\1st.msu bitsadmin.exe /transfer "Downloading KB3172605 (Update 2 of 3)" https://download.microsoft.com/down...A9C-6B30C3E1735A/Windows6.1-KB3172605-x86.msu C:\Win7qUD\2nd.msu bitsadmin.exe /transfer "Downloading KB3125574 (Update 3 of 3)" http://download.windowsupdate.com/d..._ba1ff5537312561795cc04db0b02fbb0a74b2cbd.msu C:\Win7qUD\3rd.msu :32step3 @Echo 32step3 > C:\Step.txt :: Installing first MSU SC stop wuauserv cls Echo. Echo Step 3 of 6 Echo. time /t Echo. Echo Starting Install... Echo. Echo This can take around 15min; reboot if machine hangs. Echo. Echo Do NOT attempt to run Windows Update during patching^^! Echo. Echo To check to see if its working "SVCHOST" should be going nuts. Echo. Echo *IMPORTANT* Allow UAC after reboot^^! Echo. Start /wait C:\Win7qUD\1st.msu /quiet shutdown /r /t 60 /c "Stage Complete: Process will continue after restart." @Echo 32step4 > C:\Step.txt exit :32step4 @Echo 32step4 > C:\Step.txt :: Installing second MSU SC stop wuauserv cls Echo. Echo Step 4 of 6 Echo. time /t Echo. Echo Starting Install... Echo. Echo This can take around 15min; reboot if machine hangs. Echo. Echo Do NOT attempt to run Windows Update during patching^^! Echo. Echo To check to see if its working "TrustedInstaller" should be going nuts. Echo. Echo *IMPORTANT* Allow UAC after reboot^^! Echo. Start /wait C:\Win7qUD\2nd.msu /quiet shutdown /r /t 60 /c "Stage Complete: Process will continue after restart." @Echo 32step5 > C:\Step.txt exit :32step5 @Echo 32step5 > C:\Step.txt :: Installing third MSU SC stop wuauserv cls Echo. Echo Step 5 of 6 Echo. time /t Echo. Echo Starting Install... Echo. Echo This can take around 35min; reboot if machine hangs. Echo. Echo Do NOT attempt to run Windows Update during patching^^! Echo. Echo To check to see if its working "TrustedInstaller" should be going nuts. Echo. Echo *IMPORTANT* Allow UAC after reboot^^! Echo. Start /wait C:\Win7qUD\3rd.msu /quiet shutdown /r /t 60 /c "Stage Complete: Process will continue after restart." @Echo 32step6 > C:\Step.txt exit :32step6 Echo. :: Cleaning up files etc SC stop wuauserv cls rmdir C:\Win7qUD /s /q del C:\Step.txt echo. Echo Step 6 of 6 Echo. Echo Complete^^! Echo. Echo You should now be able to continue Windows updates as normal. Echo. Echo You can delete this script after it closes if you wish. Echo. Echo This script will now delete itself from startup. Echo. pause del "%USERPROFILE%\Start Menu\Programs\Startup\*.bat" control /name Microsoft.WindowsUpdate >nul goto exit :exit rmdir C:\Win7qUD /s /q del C:\Step.txt del "%USERPROFILE%\Start Menu\Programs\Startup\*.bat" exit ::v4 Fixed bug with other windows versions leaving script in startup. | Clarified actions needed by user | Improved Architecture check | Improved chance script won't hang via WU ::v3 Added /quiet | Fixed bug with other windows versions leaving script in startup. | Put check for previous run at head to skip start text.[/quote]

 

FIXED!! Windows 7 sp1 never ends searching for updates

Over the past several months reports have been rolling in in the tech world that users have been having issues updating Windows Vista, 7 and 8. The issue comes from how Windows updates are done. Basically, The older Windows gets the more updates accumulate. When Windows starts searching for updates it takes all of the available updates and THEN it needs to calculate which of the updates replaces the older ones known as "superseded". For example if you have 3 patches.

3
2
1

You would install them in that order right? Well windows will tally that it needs all 3. HOWEVER. Then Windows must double check and when it does this it finds out that patch 3 is a newer version of patch 1. It then finds out that neither are related to patch 2. Now Windows figures out that it only needs 2 patches, Patch 2 and Patch 3. As you can probably see this starts taking alot of resources and a LONG time when we have thousands of potential updates.

Thankfully we can shorten this process by downloading and installing specific patches. This is kind of like telling windows "I'm at least at this point."

I have made a script (batch) that will detect your version of Windows (Vista, 7, 8 Supported) and install type (64 or 32 bit) and download the appropriate patches and apply them so that you can get to updating in no time.

You can read more about this here, and download the patch.

http://couchit.net/windows-and-long-updates/

Change Log:
Code: ::v9 Added Extra patches to bring Vista into 2017. Melvis forced me to do this on my brutally slow I5. Improved Windows 8 Patches. ::v8 Added UAC disable feature for even more touchless approach. Fixed some typos. Clarified instructions. ::v7 Changed batch layout to a more universal install process and rebuilt the downloads section for easier modification. Added /norestart flag. ::v6 Added Vista Support. ::v5 Added Windows 8 Support. ::v4 Fixed bug with other windows versions leaving script in startup. | Clarified actions needed by user | Improved Architecture check | Improved chance script won't hang via WU ::v3 Added /quiet | Fixed bug with other windows versions leaving script in startup. | Put check for previous run at head to skip start text.[/quote] For the crazies
Spoiler: source Code: @Echo off SETLOCAL EnableDelayedExpansion for /F "tokens=1,2 delims=#" %%a in ('"prompt #$H#$E# & Echo on & for %%b in (1) do rem"') do ( set "DEL=%%a" ) title Windows Quick Patch V .9 cls :checkPrivileges NET FILE 1>NUL 2>NUL if '%errorlevel%' == '0' ( goto prechk) else ( goto getPrivileges ) :getPrivileges if '%1'=='ELEV' (shift & goto prechk) for /f "delims=: tokens=*" %%A in ('findstr /b ::- "%~f0"') do @Echo(%%A setlocal DisableDelayedExpansion set "batchPath=%~0" setlocal EnableDelayedExpansion Echo Set UAC = CreateObject^("Shell.Application"^) > "%temp%\OEgetPrivileges.vbs" Echo UAC.ShellExecute "!batchPath!", "ELEV", "", "runas", 1 >> "%temp%\OEgetPrivileges.vbs" "%temp%\OEgetPrivileges.vbs" exit /B rechk set /p var=<C:\Step.txt call :%var% 2> NUL :Start cls Echo. Echo This script is brought to you by Solaris17 of TPU Echo. Echo Details about what this does and updates can be found here http://couchit.net/windows-and-long-updates/ Echo. Echo This script is for Windows Vista, 7 and 8. I didn't put alot of failsafe time into it. Echo. Echo This script should automatically run after rebooting. Echo. Echo This script will modify UAC settings to prevent script stalling. Echo. Echo This script connects ot the internet, some patches are quite large^^! Echo. Echo PLEASE DO NOT MANUALLY CHANGE SETTINGS OR INTERVENE^^! Echo. pause copy %0 "%USERPROFILE%\Start Menu\Programs\Startup" mkdir C:\WinqUD set /p var=<C:\Step.txt call :%var% 2> NUL :UACREM @Echo off cls :: Dump the current settings reg.exe export "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\System" "C:\WinqUD\backup.reg" :: Disable UAC reg.exe add "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\System" /v EnableLUA /d "0" /t REG_DWORD /F :: Disable auto updates but not WU service or else WU gets excited when it can find patches and stalls the script. reg.exe add "HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Internet Settings\Zones\3" /V "1806" /T "REG_DWORD" /D "0" /F reg.exe add "HKLM\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Windows\WindowsUpdate\AU" /V "NoAutoUpdate" /T "REG_DWORD" /D "1" /F :detect @Echo off cls ver | findstr /i "5\.1\." > nul IF %ERRORLEVEL% EQU 0 goto warn ver | findstr /i "5\.2\." > nul IF %ERRORLEVEL% EQU 0 goto warn ver | findstr /i "6\.0\." > nul IF %ERRORLEVEL% EQU 0 goto vista ver | findstr /i "6\.1\." > nul IF %ERRORLEVEL% EQU 0 goto win7 ver | findstr /i "6\.2\." > nul IF %ERRORLEVEL% EQU 0 goto win8 ver | findstr /i "6\.3\." > nul IF %ERRORLEVEL% EQU 0 goto win8 ver | findstr /i "10\.0\." > nul IF %ERRORLEVEL% EQU 0 goto warn goto warn :warn Echo. Echo This is not Windows Vista, 7, or 8. This won't work for you. Echo. pause goto exit :vista :: Get OS Architecture Echo. wmic os get osarchitecture | findstr /i "64-bit" > nul IF %ERRORLEVEL% EQU 0 goto vista64BIT wmic os get osarchitecture | findstr /i "32-bit" > nul IF %ERRORLEVEL% EQU 0 goto vista32BIT :vista64BIT :: Get 64bit patches @Echo vista64BIT > C:\Step.txt cls Echo. Echo Step 1 of 6 Echo. Echo Downloading KB updates. Echo. bitsadmin.exe /transfer "Downloading KB3078601 (Update 1 of 10)" http://download.windowsupdate.com/d..._ef7d88846dbf568b534901f434c99274d7ef580f.msu C:\WinqUD\1st.msu bitsadmin.exe /transfer "Downloading KB3109094 (Update 2 of 10)" http://download.windowsupdate.com/d..._7c7fb9690a32483e79d600b6886e5bfc4d3fe71c.msu C:\WinqUD\2nd.msu bitsadmin.exe /transfer "Downloading KB3185911 (Update 3 of 10)" http://download.windowsupdate.com/c..._b3edd2f8de09e7451767ee73658ec54b394228c3.msu C:\WinqUD\3rd.msu bitsadmin.exe /transfer "Downloading KB3191203 (Update 4 of 10)" http://download.windowsupdate.com/d..._05e165673951228ca651faa659dd24341efda6f4.msu C:\WinqUD\4th.msu bitsadmin.exe /transfer "Downloading KB3198234 (Update 5 of 10)" http://download.windowsupdate.com/c..._d35cbdb3fee35903e7ea4901a38f18f9376cd94f.msu C:\WinqUD\5th.msu bitsadmin.exe /transfer "Downloading KB3203859 (Update 6 of 10)" http://download.windowsupdate.com/d..._a5276a41e72f8888572d5459c6a757fe28844706.msu C:\WinqUD\6th.msu bitsadmin.exe /transfer "Downloading KB3205638 (Update 7 of 10)" http://download.windowsupdate.com/d..._a52aaa009ee56ca941e21a6009c00bc4c88cbb7c.msu C:\WinqUD\7th.msu bitsadmin.exe /transfer "Downloading KB4012583 (Update 8 of 10)" http://download.windowsupdate.com/c..._f63c9a85aa877d86c886e432560fdcfad53b752d.msu C:\WinqUD\8th.msu bitsadmin.exe /transfer "Downloading KB4015195 (Update 9 of 10)" http://download.windowsupdate.com/d..._2e310724d86b6a43c5ae8ec659685dd6cfb28ba4.msu C:\WinqUD\9th.msu bitsadmin.exe /transfer "Downloading KB4015380 (Update 10 of 10)" http://download.windowsupdate.com/c..._959aedbe0403d160be89f4dac057e2a0cd0c6d40.msu C:\WinqUD\10th.msu bitsadmin.exe /transfer "Downloading KB4018466 (Sec Update 1 of 4)" http://download.windowsupdate.com/c..._f745d7719f346e656afb0cb2fae119d303a689a0.msu C:\WinqUD\Sec1st.msu bitsadmin.exe /transfer "Downloading KB4021903 (Sec Update 2 of 4)" http://download.windowsupdate.com/c..._d945e443391871f55a9d01d3fdd4c6c48370ecec.msu C:\WinqUD\Sec2nd.msu bitsadmin.exe /transfer "Downloading KB4024402 (Sec Update 3 of 4)" http://download.windowsupdate.com/c..._a53e6cda8028f207a3664e12ee23e401914e55a9.msu C:\WinqUD\Sec3rd.msu bitsadmin.exe /transfer "Downloading KB4019204 (Sec Update 4 of 4)" http://download.windowsupdate.com/c..._d9d9d6baa3ea706ff7148ca2c0a06f861c1d77c4.msu C:\WinqUD\Sec4th.msu goto step2 :vista32BIT :: Get 32bit patches @Echo vista32BIT > C:\Step.txt cls Echo. Echo Step 1 of 6 Echo. Echo Downloading KB updates. Echo. bitsadmin.exe /transfer "Downloading KB3078601 (Update 1 of 10)" http://download.windowsupdate.com/d..._f1cb8512dbc3b00959237a0cfc831e2779ebc6ed.msu C:\WinqUD\1st.msu bitsadmin.exe /transfer "Downloading KB3109094 (Update 2 of 10)" http://download.windowsupdate.com/d..._4db5c730ad9adb0d12ddd522a5173dc4bb3cbd00.msu C:\WinqUD\2nd.msu bitsadmin.exe /transfer "Downloading KB3185911 (Update 3 of 10)" http://download.windowsupdate.com/c..._2e8f1048893ba89b73be7bb0a3ee664fdfee6a14.msu C:\WinqUD\3rd.msu bitsadmin.exe /transfer "Downloading KB3191203 (Update 4 of 10)" http://download.windowsupdate.com/d..._0a0aa9355bf35baac6a07d4f41ee06918e5c067b.msu C:\WinqUD\4th.msu bitsadmin.exe /transfer "Downloading KB3198234 (Update 5 of 10)" http://download.windowsupdate.com/c..._965d8e33da8e948e45e47ecb56837ce2028a8bcb.msu C:\WinqUD\5th.msu bitsadmin.exe /transfer "Downloading KB3203859 (Update 6 of 10)" http://download.windowsupdate.com/d..._722738430267470c95ed36e962e799af92695b0e.msu C:\WinqUD\6th.msu bitsadmin.exe /transfer "Downloading KB3205638 (Update 7 of 10)" http://download.windowsupdate.com/d..._e2211e9a6523061972decd158980301fc4c32a47.msu C:\WinqUD\7th.msu bitsadmin.exe /transfer "Downloading KB4012583 (Update 8 of 10)" http://download.windowsupdate.com/c..._1887cb5393b62cbd2dbb6a6ff6b136e809a2fbd0.msu C:\WinqUD\8th.msu bitsadmin.exe /transfer "Downloading KB4015195 (Update 9 of 10)" http://download.windowsupdate.com/d..._eb045e0144266b20b615f29fa581c4001ebb7852.msu C:\WinqUD\9th.msu bitsadmin.exe /transfer "Downloading KB4015380 (Update 10 of 10)" http://download.windowsupdate.com/d..._3f3548db24cf61d6f47d2365c298d739e6cb069a.msu C:\WinqUD\10th.msu bitsadmin.exe /transfer "Downloading KB4018466 (Sec Update 1 of 4)" http://download.windowsupdate.com/c..._ff895d127be20344a0905d8f5bac2712b15d5c42.msu C:\WinqUD\Sec1st.msu bitsadmin.exe /transfer "Downloading KB4021903 (Sec Update 2 of 4)" http://download.windowsupdate.com/c..._e242c183d5161a316b402855f03c57150ef59cf4.msu C:\WinqUD\Sec2nd.msu bitsadmin.exe /transfer "Downloading KB4024402 (Sec Update 3 of 4)" http://download.windowsupdate.com/c..._fd416b75f530305df455c1ea9098eccd48acb103.msu C:\WinqUD\Sec3rd.msu bitsadmin.exe /transfer "Downloading KB4019204 (Sec Update 4 of 4)" http://download.windowsupdate.com/c..._cc1a90841c15759e36c5095580dfb0b32b34eb8a.msu C:\WinqUD\Sec4th.msu goto step2 :win7 :: Get OS Architecture Echo. wmic os get osarchitecture | findstr /i "64-bit" > nul IF %ERRORLEVEL% EQU 0 goto 764BIT wmic os get osarchitecture | findstr /i "32-bit" > nul IF %ERRORLEVEL% EQU 0 goto 732BIT :764BIT :: Get 64bit patches @Echo 764BIT > C:\Step.txt cls Echo. Echo Step 1 of 6 Echo. Echo Downloading KB updates. Echo. bitsadmin.exe /transfer "Downloading KB3020369 (Update 1 of 3)" https://download.microsoft.com/down...020-EC41D56B074F/Windows6.1-KB3020369-x64.msu C:\WinqUD\1st.msu bitsadmin.exe /transfer "Downloading KB3172605 (Update 2 of 3)" https://download.microsoft.com/down...67F-C713F7821374/Windows6.1-KB3172605-x64.msu C:\WinqUD\2nd.msu bitsadmin.exe /transfer "Downloading KB3125574 (Update 3 of 3)" http://download.windowsupdate.com/d..._2dafb1d203c8964239af3048b5dd4b1264cd93b9.msu C:\WinqUD\3rd.msu goto step2 :732BIT :: Get 32bit patches @Echo 732BIT > C:\Step.txt cls Echo. Echo Step 1 of 6 Echo. Echo Downloading KB updates. Echo. bitsadmin.exe /transfer "Downloading KB3020369 (Update 1 of 3)" https://download.microsoft.com/down...B0A-35769CBBE6B0/Windows6.1-KB3020369-x86.msu C:\WinqUD\1st.msu bitsadmin.exe /transfer "Downloading KB3172605 (Update 2 of 3)" https://download.microsoft.com/down...A9C-6B30C3E1735A/Windows6.1-KB3172605-x86.msu C:\WinqUD\2nd.msu bitsadmin.exe /transfer "Downloading KB3125574 (Update 3 of 3)" http://download.windowsupdate.com/d..._ba1ff5537312561795cc04db0b02fbb0a74b2cbd.msu C:\WinqUD\3rd.msu goto step2 :win8 :: Get OS Architecture Echo. wmic os get osarchitecture | findstr /i "64-bit" > nul IF %ERRORLEVEL% EQU 0 goto 864BIT wmic os get osarchitecture | findstr /i "32-bit" > nul IF %ERRORLEVEL% EQU 0 goto 832BIT :864BIT :: Get 64bit patches @Echo 864BIT > C:\Step.txt cls Echo. Echo Step 1 of 6 Echo. Echo Downloading KB updates. Echo. bitsadmin.exe /transfer "Downloading KB3021910 (Update 1 of 5)" https://download.microsoft.com/down...9B5-D6F4AEB52D78/Windows8.1-KB3021910-x64.msu C:\WinqUD\1st.msu bitsadmin.exe /transfer "Downloading KB3173424 (Update 2 of 5)" https://download.microsoft.com/down...5A9-0C0FC82DF07F/Windows8.1-KB3173424-x64.msu C:\WinqUD\2nd.msu bitsadmin.exe /transfer "Downloading KB3172614 (Update 3 of 5)" https://download.microsoft.com/down...4C8-1BD660D43607/Windows8.1-KB3172614-x64.msu C:\WinqUD\3rd.msu bitsadmin.exe /transfer "Downloading KB2919355 (Update 4 of 5)" https://download.microsoft.com/down...435-1654BA185DCF/Windows8.1-KB2919355-x64.msu C:\WinqUD\4th.msu bitsadmin.exe /transfer "Downloading KB3138615 (Update 5 of 5)" https://download.microsoft.com/down...D64-5411257CCC5B/Windows8.1-KB3138615-x64.msu C:\WinqUD\5th.msu goto step2 :832BIT :: Get 32bit patches @Echo 832BIT > C:\Step.txt cls Echo. Echo Step 1 of 6 Echo. Echo Downloading KB updates. Echo. bitsadmin.exe /transfer "Downloading KB3021910 (Update 1 of 5)" https://download.microsoft.com/down...356-DF5E47B70663/Windows8.1-KB3021910-x86.msu C:\WinqUD\1st.msu bitsadmin.exe /transfer "Downloading KB3173424 (Update 2 of 5)" https://download.microsoft.com/down...9E9-83D3966DDA46/Windows8.1-KB3173424-x86.msu C:\WinqUD\2nd.msu bitsadmin.exe /transfer "Downloading KB3172614 (Update 3 of 5)" https://download.microsoft.com/down...B2C-7D7F05EF7D13/Windows8.1-KB3172614-x86.msu C:\WinqUD\3rd.msu bitsadmin.exe /transfer "Downloading KB2919355 (Update 4 of 5)" https://download.microsoft.com/down...591-63FB7A1A5C04/Windows8.1-KB2919355-x86.msu C:\WinqUD\4th.msu bitsadmin.exe /transfer "Downloading KB3138615 (Update 5 of 5)" https://download.microsoft.com/down...A99-6A39BA731869/Windows8.1-KB3138615-x86.msu C:\WinqUD\5th.msu goto step2 :step2 :: Kill windows update Services @Echo step2 > C:\Step.txt cls Echo. Echo Step 2 of 6 Echo. Echo Killing Services etc SC stop wuauserv rmdir c:\windows\softwaredistribution\WuRedir /s /q shutdown /r /t 60 /c "Stage Complete: Process will continue after restart." @Echo step3 > C:\Step.txt exit :step3 @Echo step3 > C:\Step.txt :: Installing first MSU SC stop wuauserv cls Echo. Echo Step 3 of 6 Echo. time /t Echo. Echo Starting Install... Echo. Echo This can take a long time; Average is 15min, reboot if machine hangs. Echo. Echo Do NOT attempt to run Windows Update during patching^^! Echo. Echo To check to see if it's working "TrustedInstaller/SVCHOST" should be going nuts. Echo. Start /wait C:\WinqUD\1st.msu /quiet /norestart shutdown /r /t 60 /c "Stage Complete: Process will continue after restart." @Echo step4 > C:\Step.txt exit :step4 @Echo step4 > C:\Step.txt :: Installing second MSU SC stop wuauserv cls Echo. Echo Step 4 of 6 Echo. time /t Echo. Echo Starting Install... Echo. Echo This can take a long time; Average is 15min, reboot if machine hangs. Echo. Echo Do NOT attempt to run Windows Update during patching^^! Echo. Echo To check to see if it's working "TrustedInstaller/SVCHOST" should be going nuts. Echo. Start /wait C:\WinqUD\2nd.msu /quiet /norestart shutdown /r /t 60 /c "Stage Complete: Process will continue after restart." @Echo step5 > C:\Step.txt exit :step5 @Echo step5 > C:\Step.txt :: Installing third MSU SC stop wuauserv cls Echo. Echo Step 5 of 6 Echo. time /t Echo. Echo Starting Install... Echo. Echo This can take a long time; Average is 35min, reboot if machine hangs. Echo. Echo Do NOT attempt to run Windows Update during patching^^! Echo. Echo To check to see if it's working "TrustedInstaller/SVCHOST" should be going nuts. Echo. Start /wait C:\WinqUD\3rd.msu /quiet /norestart shutdown /r /t 60 /c "Stage Complete: Process will continue after restart." @Echo chk2 > C:\Step.txt exit :chk2 @Echo off cls ver | findstr /i "5\.1\." > nul IF %ERRORLEVEL% EQU 0 goto warn ver | findstr /i "5\.2\." > nul IF %ERRORLEVEL% EQU 0 goto warn ver | findstr /i "6\.0\." > nul IF %ERRORLEVEL% EQU 0 goto vista4 ver | findstr /i "6\.1\." > nul IF %ERRORLEVEL% EQU 0 goto step6 ver | findstr /i "6\.2\." > nul IF %ERRORLEVEL% EQU 0 goto win8 ver | findstr /i "6\.3\." > nul IF %ERRORLEVEL% EQU 0 goto win8 ver | findstr /i "10\.0\." > nul IF %ERRORLEVEL% EQU 0 goto warn goto step6 :win8 @Echo win8 > C:\Step.txt :: Installing Extra MSUs SC stop wuauserv cls Echo. Echo Step 5 1/2 of 6 Echo. time /t Echo. Echo Extra patche(s) in progress, these are added as they become relevant. Echo. Echo Starting Install... Echo. Echo This can take a long time; Average is 35min, reboot if machine hangs. Echo. Echo Do NOT attempt to run Windows Update during patching^^! Echo. Echo To check to see if it's working "TrustedInstaller/SVCHOST" should be going nuts. Echo. Start /wait C:\WinqUD\4th.msu /quiet /norestart Start /wait C:\WinqUD\5th.msu /quiet /norestart shutdown /r /t 60 /c "Security Patches Complete: Process will continue after restart." @Echo step6 > C:\Step.txt exit :vista4 @Echo vista4 > C:\Step.txt :: Installing extra MSUs SC stop wuauserv cls Echo. Echo Step 5 1/2 of 6 Echo. time /t Echo. Echo Extra patche(s) in progress, these are added as they become relevant. Echo. Echo Starting Install... Echo. Echo This can take a long time; Average is 35min, reboot if machine hangs. Echo. Echo Do NOT attempt to run Windows Update during patching^^! Echo. Echo To check to see if it's working "TrustedInstaller/SVCHOST" should be going nuts. Echo. Start /wait C:\WinqUD\4th.msu /quiet /norestart Start /wait C:\WinqUD\5th.msu /quiet /norestart Start /wait C:\WinqUD\6th.msu /quiet /norestart Start /wait C:\WinqUD\7th.msu /quiet /norestart Start /wait C:\WinqUD\8th.msu /quiet /norestart Start /wait C:\WinqUD\9th.msu /quiet /norestart Start /wait C:\WinqUD\10th.msu /quiet /norestart shutdown /r /t 60 /c "Extra Complete: Process will continue after restart." @Echo secinstall > C:\Step.txt exit :secinstall @Echo secinstall > C:\Step.txt :: Installing Security MSUs SC stop wuauserv cls Echo. Echo Step 5 3/4 of 6 Echo. time /t Echo. Echo Security patche(s) in progress, these are added as they become relevant. Echo. Echo Starting Install... Echo. Echo This can take a long time; Average is 35min, reboot if machine hangs. Echo. Echo Do NOT attempt to run Windows Update during patching^^! Echo. Echo To check to see if it's working "TrustedInstaller/SVCHOST" should be going nuts. Echo. Start /wait C:\WinqUD\Sec1st.msu /quiet /norestart Start /wait C:\WinqUD\Sec2nd.msu /quiet /norestart Start /wait C:\WinqUD\Sec3rd.msu /quiet /norestart Start /wait C:\WinqUD\Sec4th.msu /quiet /norestart shutdown /r /t 60 /c "Security Patches Complete: Process will continue after restart." @Echo step6 > C:\Step.txt exit :step6 Echo. :: Cleaning up files etc SC stop wuauserv cls reg.exe import "C:\WinqUD\backup.reg" rmdir C:\WinqUD /s /q del C:\Step.txt Echo. Echo Step 6 of 6 Echo. Echo Complete^^! Echo. Echo You should now be able to continue Windows Updates as normal. Echo. Echo You can delete this script after it closes if you wish. Echo. Echo This script will now delete itself from startup. Echo. Echo This script will now attempt to restore UAC settings. Echo. pause goto exit :exit cls :: For Vista re-enable open file security warning & auto-updates. reg.exe add "HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Internet Settings\Zones\3" /V "1806" /T "REG_DWORD" /D "1" /F reg.exe add "HKLM\SOFTWARE\Policies\Microsoft\Windows\WindowsUpdate\AU" /V "NoAutoUpdate" /T "REG_DWORD" /D "0" /F :: For everyone else load dumped reg settings for UAC reg.exe import "C:\WinqUD\backup.reg" shutdown /r /t 60 /c "Restoring UAC: Rebooting Machine." rmdir C:\WinqUD /s /q del C:\Step.txt del "%USERPROFILE%\Start Menu\Programs\Startup\*.bat" exit ::v9 Added Extra patches to bring Vista into 2017. Melvis forced me to do this on my brutally slow I5. Improved Windows 8 Patches. ::v8 Added UAC disable feature for even mroe touchless approach. Fixed some typos. Clarified instructions. ::v7 Changed batch layout to a more universal install process and rebuilt the downloads section for easier modification. Added /norestart flag. ::v6 Added Vista Support. ::v5 Added Windows 8 Support. ::v4 Fixed bug with other windows versions leaving script in startup. | Clarified actions needed by user | Improved Architecture check | Improved chance script won't hang via WU ::v3 Added /quiet | Fixed bug with other windows versions leaving script in startup. | Put check for previous run at head to skip start text.[/quote]
You can always download the most recent version from the static link here

http://couchit.net/Downloads/Windows Quick Patch.bat