Windows 10: Hey retards who work at microsoft I got a question for you

So I spent $99 to upgrade windows 10 home to pro through the method you dumb mother **** told me to. After spending said $99 the option to install appeared in the windows store. Installation failed first telling me I need to turn on annoying **** UAC, which I did and restarted. After that the **** **** activation told me I had no windows 10 home genuinely installed, so I went ahead and fixed that as well by doing a system restore to the day prior.

After that I went ahead and tried to install the windows 10 key I purchased and now I get the error code 0xc004f050. Telling me I need to input my digital key I purchased or w.e, so I go look where I purchased the windows 10 pro key from the windows store and find that there is no windows 10 pro key in my payment confirmation email, nor in my order history on my microsoft account.order #3609837779

So I troubleshoot more and find no resolution, thus I came here to make a ticket.

I want to say to whoever came up with this retarded **** system for upgrading 10s home to pro.. I hope your family catches corona and dies, and I hope you die a very painful death. Its what you deserve for making such a retarded upgrade system and wasting my precious time, you **** faggot.

Sincerely,

Michael

Oh and P.S. if any of you microsoft faggot retards want to actually resolve the issue caused by your stupid **** upgrade process then by all means do that for me and upgrade my windows 10 home to pro. I doubt you can tho cuz microsoft prob just hired a bunch of 3rd world hindus who can barely read english.

Stupid pieces of ****.

:)

 

"Hey Cortana" does not work

Hi Dennis,

Thank you for giving us an opportunity to assist you with the query.

Apologize for the difficulties that you're experiencing in Windows 10.

Please be assured that we will do our best to help you.

It's possible that your microphone settings are incorrect. Let's try the following steps and check if it resolves the issue.

Step 1: Check if you have enabled the "Hey Cortana" feature

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  Click on the Windows Search bar or Press Windows key.
  
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  Click on the Hamburger sign at the top left of the window and click on
  Settings.
  
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  Enable Let Cortana respond when you say 'Hey Cortana' option.
  
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  Now check if it works. (Tip: After you say "Hey Cortana", follow up with a question/service for Cortana to respond).
  

Step 2:

If issue persists, follow the suggestion provided by Jason D on January 29,
2015 from below link and check if it helps:

Having problems with “Hey Cortana” hearing me

Also, see: Cortana: Expectations, Usage, Tips, Work Arounds
(Created by Barb Bowman).

Cortana: Expectations, Usage, Tips, Work Arounds.

Hope it helps.

Do update us with the status we are glad to assist you further.

 

Edge Search Does Not Permit Change of Region


I got these suggestions from the Microsoft Community forum.No. 1 worked for me:

Thank you for posting the query on Microsoft Community. I am glad to assist you on this.
We have reproduce the issue here and we are able to access non-regional search for google using Microsoft Edge.
I would suggest you to try the below steps and check if it helps.
Step 1:
Clear browsing data option of Microsoft Edge and check if you face the issue. To do so perform the steps below.

1. Click on the More actions icon next to the feedback icon present on top right corner of the Project Spartan homepage.
2. Select Settings and click on Choose what to clear.
3. Check the boxes Browsing history, Cookies and saved website data and Cached data and files and click on Clear.

Step 2:
I suggest you to create a new user account and check if the issue occurs.

1. Go to Settings.
2. Choose Accounts and then select Family and other users.
3. Select add someone else on this PC.
4. Enter a user name and hit next.
5. Click on Finish.
6. Sign out from the current Account and Log into the new account.

Step 3:
It could also happen because of network issue. I suggest you to try with different network connection and check if it helps.

 

Windows 10 infinite restart black screen


The tutorials provided are just a list of troubleshooting steps. Use only the steps which apply to you.

Since none of the troubleshooting steps here worked, I'd suggest you do a Clean install.

John