Windows 10: I want to talk to a live person in the US

I am giving Microsoft 5 minutes to contact me and help me get this computer I bought out of their disgusting S mode that I did not authorize and they refuse to let me get rid of. It refuses to allow me to update the Microsoft Store to get out of it and I cannot get a live person no matter what I do!I called their "customer support" number and I get continually hung up on when I demand a human and refuse to correspond with a retarded robotic system. If Microsoft does not call me within the next 5 minutes and the call is not from an AMERICAN representative, I will pursue action against Microsoft

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Live chat support - Talk to a person feature not working

I've been trying to get support from the live chat of both Skype and Microsoft (including the Get Help app of Windows). None of the topics suggested addresses my question, so the chat app finally gives the "Talk to
a person" option. When I click it, nothing happens. It's supposed to give options like 'call me back' or 'chat with a person' etc, but none of those options appears. There's just a box that says "Talk to a person" but the options are not visible. Is this just
a glitch, or is the live chat with a person feature not yet functional?

 

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