Windows 10: my adapter wont stop telling me "the deafult getaway not Available" tell me how to fix it

"DEAFULT GETAWAY NOT Available"

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Silent boot failure

List your specs out and tell us each step in cleaning you did.

 

Cortana wont tell jokes......

Yea I just really wanted to know that I wasent the only person who had this problem as any other serches in Bing or Google for "Cortana wont tell jokes" seems to bring up a first link of some scam website with random didactic text to make it look like it's
actually talking about the issue you searched for and I figured Microsoft probably dident want that to be the first thing people see when searching for an issue.

Yea some one shot commands work ok and I have found now that "tell me a joke" isn't the only one that has issues like you said. But the one asking it to recommend a Halloween costume is pretty amusing.

 

Cortana wont tell jokes......

I have sort of a strange problem that I can't seem to find anyone else asking when I do a search for this.

I just decided to try using Cortana today and so far most things i've tried with her work as intented. I've tried asking her questions and for things that make sense she does a Bing search, and for others she responds herself when asked like "How old are
you?" "When were you made?" "What do you think of Siri?" Etc.....

The ONE thing I cannot get her to do as intended however is tell me a joke. I've tried several different ways of phrasing this and in any instance where she understands what i'm asking, she displays a Bing search for something about jokes.

The standard phrasing i've seen is to be able to activate her, or say "Hey Cortana" <if you have that turned on, which I do> and then say "tell me a joke". Invariably every time I try this Cortana will not "tell" me a joke. She simply produces a Bing search
page for "tell me a joke".

I've tried asking immediately and also waiting 2 seconds as I saw was the older way to differentiate commands and no matter how I do this, she wont tell me any of her jokes.

Anyone else have this same problem and any ideas why it's happening?