Windows 10: Shoutout to the microsoft retards who thought putting in a bitlocker key was a good idea.

Discus and support Shoutout to the microsoft retards who thought putting in a bitlocker key was a good idea. in Windows 10 Gaming to solve the problem; Fixed my dad's laptop after him not being able to use it for about 3 years and I was greeted with the lovely bitlocker screen. You guys can glady suck... Discussion in 'Windows 10 Gaming' started by Carlos Lizardi, Mar 13, 2024.

  1. CARLOS LIZARDI
    Carlos Lizardi Win User

    Shoutout to the microsoft retards who thought putting in a bitlocker key was a good idea.


    Fixed my dad's laptop after him not being able to use it for about 3 years and I was greeted with the lovely bitlocker screen. You guys can glady suck on my sack whoever thought this idea was good really needs to get punched in the face.

    :)
     
    Carlos Lizardi, Mar 13, 2024
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  2. XYLEE DEL
    Xylee Del Win User
    Xylee Del, Mar 13, 2024
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  3. BARENSTAM
    Barenstam Win User
    Bitlocker key, no Microsoft account and no idea why the bitlocker activated.

    My son's Asus notebook with Windows 10 Home is looking for a bitlocker key. It is his own laptop and he does not have a Microsoft account to recover a key. We have no idea why the bitlocker activated as he has not update or added any new application. Looking for help please.
     
    Barenstam, Mar 13, 2024
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  4. TIM B 79
    Tim B 79 Win User

    Shoutout to the microsoft retards who thought putting in a bitlocker key was a good idea.

    Recorded BitLocker Key / Swapped Drive / Permanently lost BitLocker Key?

    The gist: Lenovo support recommended a drive swap (from corporate computer with broken screen to temporary one). Initially, the BitLocker key worked and now it fails. IT told me it cannot be salvaged.

    Computers: Corporate Windows Lenovo ThinkPad P15 Gen2's and we use "Intune."

    Steps:

    1. I'm instructed by IT & Lenovo to send my computer in for repairs seemingly unrelated to the hard drive (monitor completely black with power on). Lenovo warns "ANY" repair can destroy all data and recommends a drive swap. Confirm with 3 Lenovo representatives this is okay for relative novice.
    2. Record BitLocker key and perform the swap.
    3. Restart temp computer, input key on blue screen and everything's good but Microsoft Teams.
    4. Repeat step 3.
    5. Restart temp computer, input key on blue screen and Teams works.
    6. Restart temp computer and BitLocker no longer accepts the key.
    7. Lenovo sends back fixed computer. Install original SSD. Screen is fixed, but BitLocker no longer accepts the key.
    8. My Account shows two devices -- with the same name -- associated to me. The "Inactive" one has my recorded key. The "Active" one says, "No BitLocker recovery key found for this device."
    9. IT says BitLocker keys should rotate when doing what I did. Initially, they failed to rotate -- the reason why steps 3 - 5 "worked." Then, the rotation happened -- step 6 -- but the new BitLocker key wasn't saved anywhere. I am currently assuming they would have checked something like the Azure Active Directory.
    10. Part of me doesn't believe the BitLocker key couldn't have been saved anywhere. I know what I did isn't typical for an employee, but still there have to be a lot of drive swaps in the world -- saving BitLocker keys can't be this fragile.
    I know this is long and appreciate any assistance. Have a good year in any event.

    Sincerely,

    Tim
     
    Tim B 79, Mar 13, 2024
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