Windows 10: Who writes Microsoft's error messages?

Who writes Microsoft's error messages?

Homer Simpson?

"Something happened"

Well, duh!

:)

 

windows media player error

Write down the error and post it here. Who knows, maybe someone has a fix for it.

 

Microsoft Account as admin bug

After upgrade to win10, I configured my Microsoft Account as administrator User.

However, the user has write and modification access to folders, resulting in errors when trying to update programs I had installed.

I had to change the user to local so the errors with permission stopped.

This is a tip for those who have the same problem and the warning to be solved by microsoft ..

 

Hi there

I read something about "The Man in the Moon" - since the error messages are not understandable in any language known to man - past or present. !!

I think we'll have to wait for the next edition of "Encyclopaedia Galactica" for explanations of the error messages.

Cheers
jimbo

 

I love those messages like "Are you sure you don't want not to do this, if you don't, press yes". Homer is pure Shakespeare comparing to some. You should see translations to some languages, not even natives there can understand. Firefox: " We are embarrassed but.... "

 

Hi there

Saw in a Shopping Mall in London this message

"Automatic door --please Press to open " !!!!!.

Also on Kings X train station (big London train station terminus for trains going to NE England and Scotland) on a Sunday -- "Due to Improvements --Your Journey will be considerably delayed" !!!.

So even Natives of what one would imagine to be using "The Queen's English" can get confused !!!

Cheers
jimbo

 

Engrish Funny - Funny Engrish pictures from around the World - engrish funny - Cheezburger

 

"There is an error with the network connection
for more information connect to the internet
and view the help and status pages"
NTL cable circa 2001 --*Eekpriceless

 

And than there's all that online help for non working network in W8 and 10.

 

Well I can add another one. It's not an error message but worth mentioning nonetheless. I once worked in a store selling multimedia stuff, PCs, software, cell phones etc. One day a customer came to me (I could see he was kind of angry) and showed me a modem he had bought the day before from our store. I didn't take long for me to discover the reason why he was angry. With the modem came a short installation manual. There was written that in order to install the modem it was necessary to download the driver from the manufactures website *Mad No driver CD came with the modem *Wink

 

I see that as a piss-off case.

 

How to translate "Mind your head" into Chinese:- "Careful here. Head amputation"