Windows 10: Windows 10 32bit 22H2 update bricked my computer. How do I recover?

I brought my Vivotab up to date with all the latest Windows 10 32 bit updates prior to trying to do the 22H2 update. They all installed and the Vivotab rebooted with no problems. Everything was working, so I went ahead and did the 22H2 update. Now my Vivotab won't even boot any more. The on button shows power to the unit, but the button just flashes 5 or 6 times quickly and then nothing. Its dead in the water. The screen doesn't even light up and the Asus init screen obviously never gets initiated. Beware! How does one recover from this MS screw up?

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How to get the Windows 10 2022 Update version 22H2 Win Update

If you can't install it from windows update you can try to install it manually, it's the same KB5015684 obtained with windows update.

Windows 10 Version 22H2 is coming in October 2022 ---> KB5015684 Provides Quick Windows 10 22H2 Upgrade - Ed Tittel On the Ed Tittel page click on the links DeskModder.de or .MSU x64 version of the upgrade.

KB5015684 Funktionsupdate auf die Windows 10 22H2 (19045) [Manueller Download] - Deskmodder.de

Do dism and sfc /scannow commands before and/or after installing it.

 

Update Bricked My Phone

Not bricked but update failed:

1) Phone model and operator/country: LG E900/Optimus 7, not operatorlocked

2) Step where update fails: passes the blick 1-10, then reboots, after reboot fails in or after step 1/2

3) error code(s): 8000040005

4) does the computer/zune recognize the phone? Yes

5) host machine OS and version (32/64 bit): Windows Professional 32bit

 

How to get the Windows 10 2022 Update version 22H2 Win Update

I wish things are that simple. My error code was 0x80246017, and I don't have KB5020435 installed so it's a dead end. BTW, MS lists like 6 or 7 error codes of the format 0x8024xxxx on the "troubleshooting WU problems", and when you chose next step, it suggests generic steps: run WU troubleshooter, check if your disk has no errors, is your remote disk is accessible, etc. Same as MS community; each similar error has completely different cause and (re)solution.
MS in notorious for this- if it works then OK, if it doesn't then good luck.