Windows 10: How to make Cortana Say Custom stuff

OK so i want Cortanta To have Custom commands. I would say I would use it for..... Technical reasons but...... I really want her to say mean, and funny stuff.


off topic For a sec I did something Funny like this in the past Let me show you its pretty cool





Anyways that's off topic All i want to do Is to change what cortana Says... How would i Do that
Maybe with Resource Hacker i thought But No I Cant Because I dont even know what file to edit If anyone could tell me a way that could be able to change What she says that would be awesome.

Anyways Im running windows 10 pro Version 1909 Thanks for reading my comment

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Cortana . . . Asking me to say things

Hi,

To assist you with your concern, have you tried to turn off " Cortana can give you suggestions, ideas, reminders, alerts and more." feature?

Follow these steps on how:

• Click the search bar.
• Click the gear icon.
• Under Settings, click the slider to turn off "Cortana can give you suggestions, ideas, reminders, alerts and more."

Let us know if this answered your query.

 

The 'Learn how I say "Hey Cortana"' button does not work.

Hi Dominik,

This might occur if there is an issue with your Microsoft account or a misconfiguration in Cortana settings. In this case, we suggest that you first try to reconfigure Cortana again by following these steps:

1. On the Taskbar, in the Search
window, type Cortana.

2. In the results click Cortana & Search Settings (in System Settings).

3. Verify that the following options are enabled:

• Let Cortana respond to “Hey Cortana” to talk to Cortana.
• Respond when anyone says “Hey Cortana” to let anyone talk to Cortana.
• If desired, Use Cortana when my device is locked.

4. Under Microphone and Make sure Cortana can hear me, click Get Started.

5. Work through the wizard to set up the microphone.

Let us know how it goes.

 

Cortana search filter list

I have a lot of space for display content in Cortana search list, and 80% of it not used because Cortana sorting items by types.
How disable all filters and make visible all suggested content?