Windows 10: New CPUs made of wood promise cheaper, healthier, greener technology

Discus and support New CPUs made of wood promise cheaper, healthier, greener technology in Windows 10 News to solve the problem; That should sprout some roots in IT community but I'm not sure if it wood. Discussion in 'Windows 10 News' started by labeeman, May 27, 2015.

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  1. COUNTMIKE
    CountMike New Member

    New CPUs made of wood promise cheaper, healthier, greener technology


    That should sprout some roots in IT community but I'm not sure if it wood.
     
    CountMike, May 28, 2015
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  2. COMPUSMURF
    Compusmurf Win User

    The first poor sap that gets one of these... I really think this is a rootless tech and seems pretty shady. They might be barking up the wrong tree on this. I'm stumped.

    Anyway, Yew guys are just too punny today. I think I shall lumber off because I'm bushed.
     
    Compusmurf, May 28, 2015
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  3. MILESAHEAD
    MilesAhead Win User
    Not sure. *Smile I just hope its bark is not worse than its byte. *Smile
     
    MilesAhead, May 28, 2015
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  4. MILESAHEAD
    MilesAhead Win User

    New CPUs made of wood promise cheaper, healthier, greener technology

    Once we start it is tough to stem the tide of these puns. Also one should be careful and not place the unit too close to the printer. The machine may print itself out. *Smile
     
    MilesAhead, May 28, 2015
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  5. ALPHANUMERIC
    alphanumeric New Member
    You guys are just being knotty.
     
    alphanumeric, May 28, 2015
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  6. MILESAHEAD
    MilesAhead Win User
    We're just trying to spruce up this thread a bit. Hmm, I wonder if the CPUs will have heuristic branch prediction optimizations? *Smile
     
    MilesAhead, May 28, 2015
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  7. ALPHANUMERIC
    alphanumeric New Member
    As long as they thoroughly tested to eliminate dead wood I'm OK with it.
     
    alphanumeric, May 28, 2015
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  8. COMPUSMURF
    Compusmurf Win User

    New CPUs made of wood promise cheaper, healthier, greener technology

    I saw that coming. I guess I axed for it. This thread is so full of face palms. But I guess that is what makes it so poplar.

    I shall log out now.

    Time to pick up another member of my family tree. (Granddaughter)
    You all have a good weekend.
     
    Compusmurf, May 28, 2015
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  9. TINMAR49
    tinmar49 Win User
    Just avoid overclocking, the fire risk is too great
     
    tinmar49, May 29, 2015
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  10. CLIFF S
    Cliff S New Member
    Now that was bad*chuckle Is it small enough to fit in a Palm?
     
    Cliff S, May 29, 2015
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  11. MILESAHEAD
    MilesAhead Win User
    I'm not sure I approve the timber of your reply. But in any case the PC should be solar powered via photosynthesis. Also the GPU has chlorophyll as well as flood fill. *Smile
     
    MilesAhead, May 29, 2015
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  12. MILESAHEAD
    MilesAhead Win User
    Watch out for traffic jams. If it comes to the worst the machine may be recycled as toothpicks. Have a good one. *Smile
     
    MilesAhead, May 29, 2015
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  13. MILESAHEAD
    MilesAhead Win User

    New CPUs made of wood promise cheaper, healthier, greener technology

    I hear it is optimized for the brute force approach. It beats problems to a pulp. *Smile
     
    MilesAhead, May 29, 2015
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  14. CLIFF S
    Cliff S New Member
    Miles, my NAND cells are to large, could you please pass the sand NAND paper?
     
    Cliff S, May 29, 2015
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  15. ALPHANUMERIC
    alphanumeric New Member
    You guys are just a bunch of saps. *Tongue
     
    alphanumeric, May 29, 2015
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