Windows 10: Some poetry for Microsoft

Discus and support Some poetry for Microsoft in AntiVirus, Firewalls and System Security to solve the problem; Microsoft, I love you soYour services are super slowAll I want is crappy junkFrom pop-up ads that browser funkYou make me laugh, you make me cryBut... Discussion in 'AntiVirus, Firewalls and System Security' started by weirdpusheen, Sep 13, 2022.

  1. Some poetry for Microsoft


    Microsoft, I love you soYour services are super slowAll I want is crappy junkFrom pop-up ads that browser funkYou make me laugh, you make me cryBut mostly only say goodbyeI use websites with better scriptsThat I wrote on break, just for kicksTo your servicesThat suck when they workI say thatBill Gates is such a jerkTo destroy the worldOf Linux, GNUAnd code the first WindowsAnd make FSF stewYet I agree, you once were greatXP wasn’t badAnd I’m sure I soon will waitFor customer service that makes me sadMicrosoft, this love letterWas written in duressBy a guy whom your systemsAngered and depressed

    :)
     
    weirdpusheen, Sep 13, 2022
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  2. Edge Search Does Not Permit Change of Region


    I got these suggestions from the Microsoft Community forum.No. 1 worked for me:

    Thank you for posting the query on Microsoft Community. I am glad to assist you on this.
    We have reproduce the issue here and we are able to access non-regional search for google using Microsoft Edge.
    I would suggest you to try the below steps and check if it helps.
    Step 1:
    Clear browsing data option of Microsoft Edge and check if you face the issue. To do so perform the steps below.

    1. Click on the More actions icon next to the feedback icon present on top right corner of the Project Spartan homepage.
    2. Select Settings and click on Choose what to clear.
    3. Check the boxes Browsing history, Cookies and saved website data and Cached data and files and click on Clear.
    Step 2:
    I suggest you to create a new user account and check if the issue occurs.

    1. Go to Settings.
    2. Choose Accounts and then select Family and other users.
    3. Select add someone else on this PC.
    4. Enter a user name and hit next.
    5. Click on Finish.
    6. Sign out from the current Account and Log into the new account.
    Step 3:
    It could also happen because of network issue. I suggest you to try with different network connection and check if it helps.
     
    hurricane51, Sep 13, 2022
    #2
  3. curatia Win User
    Microsoft Edge TLS Security

    After trying everything (not a lot of steps) listed in the Microsoft Edge support site, I did a wider search and found this very simple youtube video that fixed it immediately:

    For those who prefer not to click links the steps are simple:

    1. Click in the Cortana search bar next to the Win 10 Start button

    2. Type internet options

    3. Select internet options (control panel) from the list

    4. Click on the advanced tab

    5. Scroll down to the security section

    6. Make sure the following are all clicked:
    Use SSL 3.0
    Use TLS 1.0
    Use TLS 1.1
    Use TLS 1.2

    7. Click apply

    8. Refresh the page that was giving the error and it should now connect.

    Hope this helps, it was a 30 second fix after hours of pounding my head against the error with the Support site suggestions.
     
    curatia, Sep 13, 2022
    #3
  4. Some poetry for Microsoft

    Microsoft signals end of Paint program

    Microsoft has confirmed that it will continue to offer its graphics program Paint.

    In a recent update, it had listed Paint as a feature that would be either removed or no longer developed.

    Paint, renowned for its simplicity, has been part of the Windows operating system since its launch in 1985.

    Microsoft suggested it would not remain on Windows 10 by default but did say it would be available for free on the Windows Store.

    BBC news Report here
    Microsoft Paint avoids brush with death
     
    dorsetknob, Sep 13, 2022
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